Back in the 1980s, when I was in junior high, I asked my older brother John if he could sneak me in to the old Waring Theater in Rochester, NY. Why would I need to go to the theater on the sly? The Waring was replaying the classic horror film Halloween that week, nearly ten years removed from the movie’s debut. Since I was just a toddler when Halloween was originally released, I hadn’t yet seen it–and I dearly wanted to. I enjoyed feeling scared at the movies, and who was scarier than Michael Myers? I had to see this movie. And John was my ticket in.
I was still a few years shy of seventeen at the time, and so, by law, the only way I’d be permitted into the theater to watch Halloween–and R-rated movie–would be if my parents accompanied me and stayed with me throughout the duration of the film. I didn’t want that! So I went to John for help. He was friends with the guy at the ticket booth, and he assured me he could get me in.
He did. It was easy. The guy–a recent college grad, just like my brother, just shrugged when John asked for the tickets. “Sure, why not,” he said, barely acknowledging my existence, then asked my brother what he was doing next Friday night. Maybe they could get together. And that was that. I was on my way in, ready for a good scream-fest. But it wouldn’t be just John and me. A couple of his friends came with us, and if they felt uneasy or burdened by sitting beside a minor at an R-rated movie, they didn’t show it. They made me feel like one of the guys. It was a good start to what I hoped would be a memorable evening.
When the movie started, the audience quieted. I figured most people in the audience had seen the movie before. It was a replay, after all. It was my first time, though, and I wasn’t disappointed. I’d seen other horror movies, of course, but this one was different. It made me fidget in my seat as no other movie ever had. Where was Michael Myers? You could never tell from one scene to the next. He would jump out, unexpected, sudden, and the audience would gasp. I realized, maybe many in the audience hadn’t seen the movie. Or, if they had, they had forgotten just enough to be scared again.
A few times during the first hour of the film, my brother, seated beside me, asked me how I was doing. I both appreciated and felt annoyed at the questions. It was nice he cared. But what was I–a baby? I was fine! Scared but fine. On my other side, though, Mark, one of my brother’s friends who accompanied us to the theater, continually looked away during frightening scenes.
“Just thought I lost a contact,” he said when he caught me eyeing him at one juncture. “But I didn’t. Just had a speck in my eye.”
Mmm-hmm. I guess he hadn’t seen the movie before either. Who knew?
About an hour and fifteen minutes in, the tension on-screen reached a fever pitch. The movie’s star, Jamie Lee Curtis, in the role of Laurie Strode, suspicious over the mysterious events of the evening, decides to cross the street and search her neighbor’s house, where some of her friends are staying. Unbeknownst to her, these same friends have just been murdered by the film’s villain, Michael Myers. And all we, in the audience of the old Waring Theater, knew was that Myers was hiding somewhere in that house.
“Don’t do it!” someone several rows behind us shouted. “Don’t go in that house!”
But Laurie, on-screen, does not heed the moviegoer’s warning. She enters the house, unaware that the killer is in there, somewhere, waiting.
She soon discovers her butchered friends, and panic rises. She knows a maniac is at large. She knows she is in danger, and she, and everyone in the theater, is on high alert.
As I watched the scene unfold on the big screen, I’m not sure I breathed. What would happen next? Would Laurie survive? She was the protagonist, the hero! She had to survive. Right? I wasn’t so sure. Neither, evidently, was anyone else in the audience. No one spoke. The tension was thick enough to bite into and chew.
And that’s when, as the scene tested the limits of my fright-stamina, it all suddenly came crashing to a halt.
Let me back up. Neither my brother, his friends, nor I knew that another of my brother’s friends, Ricky, was in the audience that night. Ricky had graduated high school with my brother half a decade earlier, and he was known for his carousing, wild antics and no-holds-barred personality. He once told me, on a visit to our house, that he spent more time in the principal’s office than the classroom. He was the class clown, the prankster, the guy who was fun to hang around, but at a safe distance.
And that night, though none of us knew it, he was seated about a dozen rows in front of us. As we watched the climactic scene play out on the screen, as the suspense rose still higher, Ricky decided that now was the time to make his presence known.
He stood up, turned around, faced the audience, cupped his hands around his mouth, and shouted, “He’s in the closet!” Immediately, groans emanated from the throng of moviegoers. Popcorn flew, hurled in Ricky’s direction. He quickly sat back down as the popcorn continued to pelt him. And sure enough, seconds later, there was Michael Myers emerging from the closet . . .
This memory, as with so many others, is crystal clear in places and blurry in others. While I can see that popcorn flying through the air, striking Ricky in the face, the hair, the shoulders as if it were yesterday, while I can hear his “in the closet” shout like a firecracker in my head, even today, I cannot remember the drive to and from the theater, the trips to the concession booth, or what we did before and after the movie. I can’t even remember seeing Ricky after the movie. Likely he bolted as fast as he could to avoid the wrath of the crowd. But the night lives on, the experience endures, and fragments of it swirl around like pieces of confetti through the chasm of thirty years.
As a writer, I sometimes think back to that night, and remind myself not to inject any “in the closet” moments into my stories. After all, if something is meant to surprise, it should surprise. There’s a fine line between telegraphing and foreshadowing.
I’d prefer the popcorn doesn’t fly in my direction.
Thanks so much for reading!
–Mike
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